After dinner I took part in one of Russell King's co-operative planning event type games/exercises. Russell has had an interest in 1970s emergency planning for a few years, and has dipped in and out of the subject from time to time. This one was based on the BBC being asked to prepare an emergency broadcast tape to be run on the single TV broadcast channel in the event of something unspeakable happening, including, but not limited to, nuclear war, major civil disturbance, involuntary break up of the United Kingdom and so on. We were given a briefing by Mark F in the role of the Director General, and some background from Russell. We were then allocated roles - I was Head of Arts Programming, and we had similar roles for Sport, Drama, Children, Comedy and Light Entertainment and so on. The tape was to run for 72 hours, starting at 12 noon. No news was required, as that would be handled by BBC Radio.
The elite programme schedulers of the BBC swing into action |
The way we assembled the schedule was simple. Russell had photocopied many pages from the Radio Times of the period (no ITV programmes allowed!) and gave us some flip chart pages with a time line. We had to chose our programmes, snip them out then glue them in place.
We were soon in full nostalgia mode - Tom Baker Doctor Who, Mary, Mungo & Midge etc - and cutting and sticking away. There's a video clip somewhere which includes me clearly saying "Ah! A two hour documentary on Isadora Duncan! That's what the people need." The youngest member of the group was utterly baffled by the type of programmes we used to watch.
We should really have sat down and discussed this properly first. We did not address the issue that after 72 hours programmes would repeat at the same time. Perhaps we should have done 70 hours, so they off set by 2 hours a day. We never really talked about what should be on at what time of the day. 24 hour TV was a thing of the future in 1975. What should we put on at breakfast (re-runs of the 1966 World Cup Final according to Matt, gloriously ignoring any affect this might have on the regions).
The Master Plan |
We finally filled every slot, although some of our choices were suspect. Why would you show episode three of a Doctor Who story with no chance of the others ever appearing anytime soon? And from this distance, the number of programmes featuring Jimmy Saville, Dave Lee Travis et al is truly disturbing.
It was an interesting session that made you think about how this sort of thing would be done (almost certainly NOT LIKE THIS), and as Russell remarked, there's probably something like this being updated even today. Of course with streaming and digital storage the problem is different nowadays, and a simple 72 hour loop would most likely be at least a week if not more.
By the time we had done the bar was closing. Missenden Abbey is going to have to work at that. So I had a quick drink and headed for back, with cries of "Come and play Junta" echoing behind me. It was the new card based version. I'd have loved to, but the previous night's 2am finish had washed me out.
Sunday morning saw me signed up for Evan's RPG set in the Pacific in WW2. A small group of soldiers are dropped on a remote island by a flying boat, and told to assess its potential and likely future uses. What could possibly go wrong?
I drew the role of the team medic. You can see from the photo we were an elite bunch. Our commander and other members of the team are out of shot to the left.
All aboard for a cushy assignment on an island paradise with sandy beeches |
Because we were Japanese and so could leave no cliché unturned I grabbed my notebook and scribbled a quick haiku:
Evan gets a pen out |
Strange creatures
ReplyDeleteLurk in the steaming tangled vine-looped jungle -
Don't go there
Sounds like J&J - Jungle & Jaguars (give or take a continent and several lines of longitude!).
The TV loop idea sounded interesting for its unusual topic. One thing I would have insisted upon: somebody FIND the recording of 'Night Train to Surbiton' - just about the funniest show I ever saw on TV. That was nigh-on 60 years ago.
Cheers,
Ion
Yes! all comments on this posting must include a haiku! According to Wikipeda, all 6 episodes of Night Train to Surbiton are lost
DeleteCorrection. The BFI has episode 3.
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