Sunday, 13 April 2014

An Open Letter to Microsoft

I'm a PC user. The siren voice of the Mac calls in the distance and has most of my working life, but I am a PC user.

My working life has spanned the rise of the PC. When I started we had dumb terminals accessing mainframes. I worked at my desk off green and white stripy printouts. I wrote stuff by hand and had a typist.

Then the PC arrived, complete with MS-DOS, running Lotus 1-2-3. What a revelation. I was never a real computer geek but I could write basic scripts in MS-DOS (until we were stopped from doing it). Then we were given Windows and Excel (running on an MS-DOS environment of course, but still point and click). Amazing.

Okay, so PC's froze and crashed. You saved your work every 5 minutes, but it was still a marked improvement on where we had been. The screen looked like hat you were going to print (as long as you could write the MS DOS printer driver line correctly to print landscape).

Then I got my first home PC, nearly 20 years ago, running Windows 95. Amazing. It still crashed, of course, but home computing had begun properly (I'd been using an Amstrad for w/p before that. Never crashed, but never really did anything else either). I had that PC quite a few years (it was a Gateway 2000, I think). Put in an extra hard drive, and upgraded the BIOS myself. Installed an internal modem as well, and got on the internet. Oh my. Virus city, with virus checkers delivered via a works programme on diskette, and the start of interminable downloads to fix bugs taking ages, messing up your settings, crashing the PC. Blocking the phone line.

Eventually I upgraded it to another machine, and ran Windows 98, I think. The children came along and got PCs for "school work", so we had three in the house, with various versions of operating systems, which I supported. They were mostly stable, but they still froze and crashed. But you put up with it, because that's what any Windows OS did. You learned to live with it, but each upgrade (which you  had to pay for or came with a new machine ) got a little better.

Then finally came Windows XP. It was stable. I can hardly recall it crashing. It was fast, it was easy to use. It did what I wanted. I could leave the children's PCs pretty much to themselves. After all the crap before it, I think I earned Windows XP.

And I use it still. Not on this machine (Windows 7, with the last machine upgrade), but on my Netbook. It's perfect for me. I can write my blogs, I can produce magazine articles, I can do spreadsheets. I can even browse the net with it.

And now you've said you won't support it any more. Hackers will be all over it you say. Upgrade now. XP is the past. It won't support touch screen technology.

Well, I have to say the best way of getting text into a screen is still a keyboard, not touch screen, so I say "So What?". I don't want to touch the screen when I'm typing, thank you.

It's not an original comment, but when you released the software you should have tested it properly. Any vulnerabilities being found now were in it when you first produced it. Any one else who produced any other product that now became a risk, regardless of how long ago it was developed, would take responsibility for it. You don't. You just tell us to upgrade to an operating system that won't really run on hardware that is actually perfectly adequate for its purpose. Windows 8 will cost me more than my Netbook is worth, and it'll probably run like a dog, and I'll have to upgrade it myself.

And I do all of this to stay where I am. I get no benefit from this apart from security from bugs you'll now publicise with your new software but won't fix.

It's immoral. You know it is. And you can afford to support XP. How much per annum to run the XP team? $1 million or more? Unlikely. You can afford it. It isn't obsolete. It's the perfect operating system to run on simple PCs.

Thank you for not listening.

Friday, 11 April 2014

Do As I Say....

...and not as I do.

I wrote a piece a while back about doing wargames projects. You can access my thoughts here, and I think they are still valid.

My central point was that you shouldn't buy new stuff until you have finished the stuff you're working on. That way you are incentivised to finish your current army. I also made the point about avoiding behaviours that lead you to buy stuff that is never going to get painted.

One of the push backs I had was that it was essential to buy all the nice stuff you see before they stop making it anymore.

I've never really had this problem with the sort of figures I buy and also how I plan my purchases. Currently I'm buying and painting 20mm plastics, mostly from Hat, and they produce piles of the stuff.

The broad aims of my current project are wider than just producing an Assyrian Army. What I'm looking at doing is producing a collection of figures in 20mm plastic painted and based consistently that bridge as far as is possible from the Sumerians to Hannibal. Units can increasingly be utilised in different armies as the periods overlap and the armies grow. This means I've got some gaps in my current armies as allied contingents (eg Thracians) need to be expanded to make viable armies. Same for non-Roman Italian Republican period forces.

But it looks like I may have already missed the boat.in some areas. I need arabs, - they bang up against pretty much everyone in the Middle East after all. So far in the 20mm plastic box market place there's one packet, - Caesar's Biblical Era Camel Riders and Bedouin. And they seem to be pretty much unobtainable.

So this leads me to my next project. It's a major army with lots of useful troop types in it and is supported by a few nice boxes. However these are a few years old and it looks like they've gone out of production.

Some boxes are still available from suppliers, but there aren't many. So I'm left with a dilemma. Do I dive in now and buy a load up, breaking my cardinal rule of army painting? Or trust that they, or something similar, will be avaialble in a year or so's time. What's more, I haven't done the proper research yet, so I'll have to hoover up enough boxes to ensure I have enough for all the various permutations.

Which is the bigger crime here, hypocrisy or missing out on a slightly vague goal?

On the other hand, my contract is due up shortly and I may be out of work for a while so I'll have some time on my hands.

Or I could start work on something completely different.

Thursday, 10 April 2014

From Ass to Bab

First run in with the new army. Good turn out from the Monday Night boys, with Phil, Chris W & Richard all in attendance.

I split my collection into two, and arbitrarily declared half to be Assyrians and half to be Babylonians. Because under AMW Assyrians are seriously hard (all Elite & inspire terror) and Babylonians aren't (all a bit rubbish and don't inspire terror) I tried to even things up by giving the Babylonians more missile weapons. Again under AMW there's a provision for all Heavy Infantry units to be half archers. This rule isn't entirely thought out, however, as may become clearer later on.

Chris took the lead as the Assyrian commander, with Phil as his number two. Richard got the Babylonians with my support. I then let the two generals shift units around to vary my delivered set up.

The Assyrians started with a general advance all along the line, but wheeled slightly to shift the main axis of their attack onto our left wing, where Richard was in command.

Richard's natural inclination is to defend, so we hung back a bit, hoping they would walk into our massed archery. Such as it was. Our main offensive plan was to use our cavalry on the left to run down some light troops and then cause havoc in their rear. Genius.


On my flank I had one chariot facing off against a chariot and a cavalry unit. This held no fear for me as I was supported by some bow-wielding heavy infantry.


We edged closer to each other. I wanted to delay any charges as it would give my archery time to take effect. Fat chance. On the positive side the terror rule turned out generally to be a non-event.


Richard's cavalry headed towards the Assyrian slingers (NB these are not in the AMW army lists. Strange). He lost a base in the process to them and supporting light archers, but so what? He's still rolling 9 dice in combat against 4. What could possibly go wrong?


In the middle we lost some light archers to some Auxiliaries (you can see them not in the picture below as they've just died), but I caught them with my equivalents, and passed the terror test again.


Things then started to implode. In one round of combat the cavalry hit one slinger, took four casualties (ie 4 hits inflicted out of 4 dice rolls and no saves) and then failed the subsequent morale test. Three bases down to one in the blink of an eye.


It was going better for my chariots who seemed to be very good at saving rolls where Phil wasn't. I was soon a base up as we both wheeled our supporting units into contact.


Phil got there first and I lost a base.


In the left centre the Assyrians continued their steady advance. Richard decided to deal with this situation by entering into a controlled withdrawal (aka running away). In fairness, the cavalry unit didn't even survive the next turn, although they killed another slinger, and the unit was reduced to two by a morale check.


Everyone was now stuck in on my side, and the Assyrian chariots were rapidly being reduced to boxwood.


This picture just shows how scary the Assyrian Guard units are, and how nice their shields are.


No matter, we would shoot them to death with our superior missile power. Or not, if we roll like this.


On my flank both the chariot units finally expired, so my infantry turned towards the centre to help out, whilst the cavalry considered their options.


Here we are as the denouement was reached. Our line is breached, and those Guards are about to exit the board and sack our camp. Game over.


The game took us a couple of hours or so of not particularly intense playing, so there was enough time for post game beverages and biscuits and discussion. As always with AMW everyone enjoyed themselves whilst still being aware of issues with the rules. If a unit is half bows and half spears, what do you take off when you lose the first base? The armour level of heavy cavalry is the same as light infantry, and two levels down from heavy chariots, which are also better protected than those Guards with the big shields.

The terror test was a non-event, but that's just the dice. The game showed us that there are no racing certainties in any event, with the destruction of Richard's cavalry by skirmishers.

I was not intending to modify the rules for these figures but......some of the things the game needs to deal with are being dealt with by "To Ur..." so perhaps there's mileage in a later period update of those.

I love AMW. I really do. However I think the rules work best for the Classical period (which were the original rules in Neil Thomas' first book), and are also improved by increasing the number of units to even out the outrageous fortune that sometimes occurs.

Any how, it was good to get some new toys out and have a gathering of friends to chew the fat afterwards. That's why we're in the hobby, after all.

Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Wednesday Preview

Some pictures of the Assyrians before their first engagement, due Wednesday evening.

Playing AMW straight from the book means 8 units a side, each with four bases. Working my way steadily through my pile of boxes bought last year(see earlier post) means I have now finished the following:

2 chariot units (total 8 chariots)
2 cavalry units (total 24 horse men)
3 allied auxiliaries (total 36 figures)
1 unit of slingers (total 8 figures)
3 units of light archers (total 32 figures)
3 units regular heavy infantry with long shields (48 figures)
2 units Royal Guard infantry with round shields (32 figures)

Some of the heavy infantry are a mix of spearsmen and archers, with the rear rank armed with bows. No General figure yet, but AMW doesn't need it. Still a lot to paint, and unless I change the chariot rules will need to buy more of those as well.

The pictures below are just some quick snaps to whet the appetite:

Army number 1. Includes the slingers and two auxiliary infantry

Army number 2. Includes the two Guards. Will be the army to beat.

Two units of Regular Infantry

Cavalry and chariots almost in the picture

Two units of Allied Auxiliaries

The Royal Guards
As I said, I've got quite a bit more to paint. There's probably another 2 cavalry regiments, and lots of heavy infantry. At least double what I have now I think. There's also some more light archers, and one more auxiliary unit, or two if I can find some spare figures elsewhere to fill the gap.

I'm pretty sure I need more figures I'll be using these for Babylonians as well, so it might be good if their heavy infantry was based at least in part on the allies box, so I can at least tell the difference.

My resolve on these is to play the rules straight, and not write my own.

Yeah. Right.

Thursday, 3 April 2014

Didn't spot that

Did a play test of "To Ur is Human" last night. Richard and Phil turned up in good order so I was able to have two players run over my latest thinking.

I made quite a few changes from the last game. In particular I halved the size of the Battle Cart units and doubled the dice they rolled. This enabled me to use the number of dice rolled per base in a unit in combat as a proxy for how scary a unit is to its opponents when combined with the morale quality. Other factors are taken into account as well, such as whether you just got beaten in combat, but this is looking like a core mechanism.

The Fear Test had a slight overhaul following the last game, mainly to deal with rallying, but I'm afraid it let me down a bit in this game.

This game was played on a completely open table, and halving the Battle Cart unit size meant I could have more of that type of unit in the game. This opened the game up quite a bit, and I got a lot of good playtest events. Most unit types got involved with most other unit types to give me a good feel for how the unit interaction will work. It was all going swimmingly until one of Phil's trained heavy infantry units charged into Richard's elite Royal Guards. Despite getting a good margin in his favour on the fear test the status of the Guards would not drop to "fright". They resolutely held their ground in "fight" mode. As I looked at the table in the rules I could see where the problem was, but changing that meant that everything else in the table would have to be adjusted too. Next we had another test with an extreme die rolling event of 6 v 1, and the side with the higher score still lost. Not what was intended.

I'm sure this shouldn't happen, and I had spent sometime Monday evening running the various numbers and percentages through a spreadsheet. Obviously I had made a mistake or possibly I've saved the wrong version of the Fear Table. Either way, I have a real problem with what is the central part of the game mechanism/philosophy. The point of the game is to model the effects of fear on the various sides as they approach and enter into combat. If  that bit doesn't work then I might as well just go back to basic AMW.

Of course none of these issues is insurmountable, I think. I just sketched out on a desk pad over lunch how a revised table might look having concluded it isn't simply a matter of tweaking the numbers. Hopefully in the next few days I can work it up into a proper table and look at the effect of the die roll modifiers.

The game gave a lot of cause for optimism. The sequence of how it hangs together and the "Fear Test" concept seems to create an enjoyable game. Phil spent most of the evening with a big grin on his face, even when complaining about how bits of the game weren't working for him. Richard went through the different options available to him in forensic detail and it was clear the game gives a good level of decision making to the players.

Some of the processes worked well. Phil lost a Battle Cart unit as a direct result of it failing a Fear Test when it tried to charge.This temporary delay gave his opponent another round of archery which weakened him for the eventual charge.

Other elements of the game performed well, and we had an excellent incident where evading light troops were unable to retire quickly enough and got run down by Battle Carts.

In summary, I have some surgery to do on the rules as they did get a major work out in pretty much all areas. It's looking good for CoW I would say.

Post Script: Phil was just back from his success at the SoA Montaperti Battle Day, where he won the "Best Game" prize. A couple of the playtests have been covered in this blog, so congratulations to him. Next year is going to be Hydaspes. Now, who do I know with a massive collection of classical period Indians?

Oh, that would be me.

Final PS: No pictures this week. I got so involved in what was going on that my few pictures do not really tell the story of the game. You'll all just have to marvel at the beauty of my prose instead.

Friday, 28 March 2014

Rules Archive

John Curry, he of the History of Wargaming site, discussed via the WD discussion group recently setting up an archive of published wargames rules to help rules writes and others doing research.

John's republished loads of stuff, and his personal wargames rules collection must be enormous. Certainly larger than mine. However, I was inspired to do an inventory of rules that I own.

This list is of rules that you have to buy (or had to buy) in hard copy. Downloads are just too easy to acquire and so don't imply any intention of ever using them. I've never had any feedback on the rules I post here, pretty much, so I assume no one ever plays them. Oh, and I haven't included Don Featherstone's books as they were never bought for the rules. If that makes sense. And RPGs aren't included either.

AD2222 Fighter
Much under-rated space fighters game. I quite like them, but we don't really do sci fi as a group, so not really played much.

Airfix ACW - Terry Wise
Tried to get into ACW. Hated it. Stopped playing.

Airfix Napoleonic - Bruce Quarrie
Really complicated, but thorough. Lent mine to someone and never got them back. 

AK47 Republic
Quite simply one of the best set of rules ever written. Witty, clever, inventive, original brilliant.

AK47 Republic Reloaded
Massive disappointment, although I understand those that persist with them say they give a good game.

Ancient & Medieval Wargaming
Regular readers will know how much I love these as a entry set of rules and just plain fun. Ridiculous they went out of print.

Armati / Advance Armati
Much impressed when first played, and lots of fun until we worked them out. Still good for renaissance warfare, with modifications.

Armati 2
Fixed some of the problems in the original, and left or created others. Still give a good game.

Battle
Classic Charles Grant rules. Well explained. We added to and modified these over years. Out WW2 bible when I was a secondary school.

Battle of Five Armies (GW)
Bought the GW boxed set out of curiosity and desire to paint the figures. Rules are as you might expect. 

Bayonet and Ideology
Based on PBI2 these are bit hectic and can give odd results. Still get used, however, as they fill a need in my wargaming aims.

Black Powder
Yeah. Well. Over produced and underwhelming as a set of rules. Poorly written and laid out. A triumph of production standards over common sense.

Charge! (Terry Wise reprint edition)
Much loved by many, but not my thing. Individual figures and casualties. By the time I got my own copy (as opposed to using the one in the school library) my wargaming had moved on.

Crossfire
Brilliantly original, if a bit difficult to play and get absolutely right.

DBA v1
Yes. I have an original copy. Don't recall where I got them from.

DBA v2.2
I have John Curry's reprint. What can you say about them. Not my favourite ever, but they work and the game's over quickly.

Doctor Who: Invasion Earth
Skirmish level game from Harlequin to support their figure range. Okay, but the figures are better.

Ed Smith Ancient Naval
Used to play these lots as they fitted into a biscuit tin and played on a small board. First wargame I took to my university club.

English Civil Wars and Thirty Years War rules by Terry Wise
Used a lot in my last year of uni as I looked for rules to handle the French Wars of Religion.

File Leader
Ground breaking set of rules from Pete Berry. His most original and successful work, defining a new level of game with appropriate mechanisms.

Flintlock and Ramrod
Napoleonic skirmish rules from the Old West team. In the end very unsatisfactory as it took so long to load a musket, then you usually missed at point blank range. I know I owned them, but I can't find my copy.

Forlorn Hope
I helped write these whilst at university. Lots of originality in design (unit strengths based on proportion of weapons) but look a bit dated now.

Gladiator rules form Paragon
The set I own is a second edition reprint. Derek & I bought a copy between us at the Military Modelling tent at the Aldershot show in the mid 70's. Both got "Biscuit Tin" arenas and took it everywhere with us.

Hammerin Iron II
Probably my second favourite RFCM set of rules. Clever and imaginative. Lots of fun. Everyone, pretty much, I introduced this too went off and bought it. Well, maybe I exaggerate, but lots did.

Hordes of the Things
Good fun. I have an army of garden gnomes.

Lance
Got them to do early renaissance games for my Henry VIIIth figures. Tried a couple of times then found they didn't do what I wanted and everyone else hated them.

Men of Company B
Like the look of them. Never got round to buying the Vietnam kit. Thought about it a lot.

Old Western Gunfight
Derek & I bought these based on write ups in "Wargamer's Newsletter". These are the Mike Blake et all set with the pink cover. Gosh we played these a lot in our teens, using Timpo 54mm figures.

Once Upon a Time in the West
Written by Ian Beck & friends from Halifax, the definitive cowboy rules. Comprehensive and incomprehensible, alas.

Once upon a Time in the West Country
Disappointed by these ECW skirmish rules from Pete Berry. Expected something original after File Leader, but nothing here to excite me.

Patrols in the Sudan
Clever, and fun. Bit confusing at times, but an interesting take on the subject.

PBI 2
Not perfect, but interesting. The more recent PBI filled in some holes and seem to be popular. I never needed them to change.

Pieces of Eight (original version)
Completely mad set from RFCM. 15mm scale pirate ships and crew. Never quite worked, but a great try. 

Polemous SPQR
Given a copy to review (see blog post). Original, but sometimes baffling. Can see why they have a big following, but don't do anything that makes we want to change from the other rules I use.

Pony Wars
Ian Beck's Plains indians v US Cavalry rules, intended for shows only. Brilliant game. Good to see it back at shows in 10mm. Mechanisms still worthy of interest today.

Retinue
Represent a typical type of skirmish game from the time they were written. Never found them that interesting or sufficiently enticing to try them again.

Rudis
The Chariot Rules! Awesome.

Science vs Pluck
Classic, classic rules. Brilliant approach to asymmetric warfare.

Sepoy
Written by me, based on File Leader. I'd change a few things now, but I reckon they still stand up okay.

Slim Mumford's Medieval rules
We used them for a campaign. I never liked them much.

Square Bashing
Quite liked them at first, but too much fiddling about in the end.

Square Bashing 2013
Jury is still out, but I'm warming to them.

Tercio
How confusing were these?

Under the Lily Banner
They looked nice, and I wanted some Marlborough period rules. The read through didn't convince me they were worth too much effort.

Warfare in the Age of Marlborough
Mid - late 70's set of rules. Completely incomprehensible and unplayable. 

Wizards and Warfare
Can't find these now, but I bought them when I was doing Lords of the Rings games with converted Airfix figures. Modified and improved over a few years. Abandoned at Uni when I discovered no one took fantasy wargames seriously no matter how much effort you put in.

That's 46 sets of rules. Bear in mind these are rules I have owned, - not borrowed and never given back.

There are some notable omissions from my collection. Very light on WRG & I don't own FoG either. That's not to say I haven't played them, - it's just I don't own them or have never owned them.

There's a lot there I've looked at and never really played. Perhaps it's time to remedy that.



Thursday, 27 March 2014

Umming and Urring

Second play test, after the generally well received first run out. The scenario is not so important this time, as I needed to test the obvious matchups in the armies without too much interference from objectives and scenery. Even so, I put out a couple of villages to provide some focus to the game. Phil had a strong army with shielded infantry, some Royal Guards and two units of Battle carts. I had three units of massed Archery in my set up.

Phil looked to punch a hole in the middle of my line with one set of Battle Carts, and out flank my left with the other, whilst supporting to whole lot with a general infantry advance.
Phil's carts head for that gap in the line.
First charge of the game, first Fear Test happens on my left as two units of skirmishers face up to one another. Mine take fright and are a bit wobbly as Phil's charge home.
Lots of hits inflicted. My chaps will subsequently lose the fear test again, and take flight, pursued by the invaders.
In the middle Phil's Battle Carts take fright at charging my massed archers. This is mainly precipitated by the effects of a devastating volley of archery, that kill one of the bases. First rumblings that this might not be working as it should.
On the left flank the Battle Carts describe their stately arc around the village, threatening my retiring skirmishers, who have been driven off by some of Phil's. At least that's what I remember.
Phil's skirmishers on the right soften up my Auxiliaries in the village, enabling him to charge it with his shielded spearsmen. This melee becomes protracted, with the Fear test keeping it on a knife edge. Neither side gives anything and eventually my unit dies to the last man.
At last, the test I wanted to see. The Battle Carts pass a Fear test and charge home.The infantry are unaffected, and remain steady. This isn't good for the Carts. This melee swings backwards and forwards for the rest of the game as Phil gamely does not retire. It seems to easy for infantry to hold their ground, unperturbed by on rushing carts. In this case Phil might have benefited from inflicting a couple of missile hits before the charge.
Over on the other side one of Phil's heavy units is heavily damaged by skirmisher missiles. It's clear that unprotected heavy infantry really suffer if masses of skirmishers get round them. I lost a unit in that way at the end of the game. Phil is surrounding the village, and driving off my units supporting the defenders.
In the middle Phil's Battle Carts form up at last, and launch another charge.

My infantry drop a level in the Fear test and it looks a bit dodgy for them.

That's when we finished the game.

Outcome was a bit mixed. The central ideas are working for me, but I need to look at balance and run some more theoretical numbers through some scenarios. The Rallying process is rubbish, so that needs surgery. But things are encouraging.